A few years ago I go a new cell phone. And, as I suppose is bound to happen, at least one other person had the number before me. And, as I suppose is bound to happen, I continue to get messages for that person or persons.
Some of the messages are intended for the parent or guardian of one of two children, a boy and a girl, both of whom have Turkish-sounding names, and who are presumably brother and sister.
The messages concerning the boy are only rare texts from his healthcare provider, offering resources should he be having trouble navigating puberty or whatever.
On the other hand, I get a surprising number texts and recorded phone calls from that Fairfax County Public School System about the girl having unexcused absences. And since it is all automated, I can’t talk to a real person to explain that I have no connection to any of it.
And then there are the messages for a woman known only as Breana.
Is Breana the mother of the children with Turkish-sounding names? I don’t know. But I do know, thanks to the text messages intended for her, that her two major passions in life seem to be handbag fashion (there are many texts from the Coach outlet) and Democratic Party politics.
(I should note here that, although I have been deeply interested in politics since middle school, I do my best to keep any politics off the blog. And, as I get older, I have mostly lost the desire to talk about politics even with my closest friends. But now must bring in some political content in order to finish telling this stupid story that I have for some reason decided to put on my blog.)
As it is now the end days of a presidential campaign, I get text messages multiple times daily intended for Breana from the Kamala Harris campaign asking for money. They are very annoying, yet I do get some entertainment out of the ones that sound as if they were written by some kind of unhinged stalker, for example:
[Failure to respond will result in an automatic “NO” answer] Are you voting for Kamala Harris? [URL]
Begging on my hands and knees: We need 1 more gift to boost turnout for Kamala! Donate $20=$200: [URL]
We’ve asked you SIX TIMES if you support Kamala Harris…but you still didn’t complete the poll?! Reply via personal link>[URL]
And then there is my personal favorite, which was sent not once but twice:
We asked you to sign Kamala Harris’s birthday card, but you ignored us. DON’T ABANDON HER: Sign LINK>>[URL]
The next logical step would seem to be a message stating that if Breana doesn’t donate $100 in the next hour Kamala Harris will commit suicide.