In my work, I am constantly paying attention to the names of institutions of higher learning. Over the years I have concluded that there are certain colleges whose names aren’t quite right, and would benefit from some readjustment:
*The
College of Wooster should rename itself the College of Woofter, in honor of a guy with whom I went to high school.
*
Baylor University should rename itself Balrog University, in honor of the
evil creature from
The Lord of the Rings. Furthermore, “Baylor” sounds like “baleful”, and a balrog is nothing if not baleful. Indeed, “baleful” is one of those early Dungeons & Dragons-type words, like “ilk” and “denizen”, calling to mind the game’s very early days, when the name “balrog” was given to a Dungeons & Dragons monster, before it had to be
renamed for copyright reasons.
it is even rumored that if you say “baleful Balrog” five times, the ghost of E. Gary Gygax will appear to award you 100,000 experience points, and/or exile you to the
Slaad-Infested realm of Limbo.