For the first time in my life, I find myself caring about what happens at the Oscars. I want to see Moneyball and its cast win in every possible category, and particularly I want to see Jonah Hill win in his role as a character based on a guy with whom I went to school.
I am entirely unexcited about any of the other films of the year. For example, I'm not interested in the movie in which Glenn Close portrays Conan O'Brien.
But then, maybe I should be interested, because when I was in high school the college guidance counselor claimed that he was Glenn Close's uncle.
Yet the college guidance counselor was a little odd in the head, and said some pretty strange things, so in the end I don't know what to think.