The movie Prometheus, from director Ridley Scott, will be opening Friday. I don't think that I will see it, because I don't see a lot of movies, and in general I am really tired. But for years, every time that a Ridley Scott movie has come out, I have been plagued by a vexing question: If Ridley Scott were to fight the Ridley Sea Turtle, who would win?
I suppose that, since the turtle only weighs around 100 pounds, the director would win. But, as in many things, the outcome of the battle would probably be determined by where it took place—on land, or in the water.