The Halloween season is here again, and this year it is being marked with endless humorous references in the popular culture to pumpkin-spiced latte. I can't get in on this trend, because I don't drink coffee, and indeed it confuses me, with all its endless variants with names like latte, java, espresso, cappuccino, and frappuccino. (Some of those things might not actually be coffee. Some might not even be real. I don't know.)
The only time that I have ever been tempted to drink coffee was many years ago when I was walking by a Starbucks and saw a sign in the window saying that they were serving, for a limited time only, "Komodo Dragon Blend". I am a huge fan of the Komodo Dragon, and for an instant I thought that I should order some Komodo Dragon Blend to find out how it was different from other coffee. But then I remembered that I never drink coffee, and thus would have no idea how Komodo Dragon Blend compared to anything else.
Now I have told a non-entertaining story that is not relevant to the topic at hand, whatever that might be. But I felt that I should write something.