Friday, October 27, 2017

The Osteology of Decorative Plastic Halloween Skeletons, Part 4: The, Um, Spider


For our final installment, we have the Halloween spider skeleton, available for $20.99 from Target.  


I don’t know if I even need to say this, but . . . SPIDERS ARE INVERTEBRATES!!!  THEY DON”T HAVE SKELETONS!!!!! 

My series is at an end.  And, as I said earlier, maybe it is wrong for me to provide osteological criticism of plastic Halloween skeletons.  And maybe that is why I don’t getting invited to Halloween parties.  Or maybe it is because none of my friends ever have Halloween parties.  

In any event, I feel better.

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