Roy Larsum

I woke up this morning with two words lodged in my head: roy larsum.  I didn’t know what they meant, but I knew exactly how to spell them.  They sounded like a name—Roy Larsum, but then, maybe they weren’t a name. 

Something like this happens to me every so often.  I’ll wake up with some sort of random phrase in my head.  And I’ll feel the need to research the phrase.  And nothing will come of it.  

But still, I felt the need to research my new mystery phrase, so I went to Google.  

Roy larsum without quotations marks returned a bunch of hits for people named Roy Larson.

Roy larsum with quotation marks returned no hits at all.  

I will note, though, that now that I have written this blog post, should anyone be looking for roy larsum, that anyone will get one hit.